Tonight sees a massive game in Divison II as the Immortals trravel to the new golden boys of Division II Da Firm. A game that could decide who goes up and who stays down. To add to this the Coaches have placed personal bets. If the Immortals win Da Firm will be building a new team dug out and if Da ... [more]

Tonight sees a massive game in Divison II as the Immortals trravel to the new golden boys of Division II Da Firm. A game that could decide who goes up and who stays down. To add to this the Coaches have placed personal bets. If the Immortals win Da Firm will be building a new team dug out and if Da Firm win one player from Da Firm will be getting a new kit paid for by the Immortals. If Tom wins I paint one if his figures, if I win Tom builds me a dug out). Its going to be a crunchtastic game!

An anonymous donor has left a huge sack of cash with a note attached here at Sternhammer™ HQ. The note reads:

"Hello Mistr Streemhamma, can yu plx put a bunty on theez plyars : Odyusses from immorals, 40k. Kevf frum bugman's bords, 20k. Dakkon frum Hellkitr hummars, 20k. Murdhor fru ... [more]

An anonymous donor has left a huge sack of cash with a note attached here at Sternhammer™ HQ. The note reads:

"Hello Mistr Streemhamma, can yu plx put a bunty on theez plyars : Odyusses from immorals, 40k. Kevf frum bugman's bords, 20k. Dakkon frum Hellkitr hummars, 20k. Murdhor frum Da Film 20K. kkthxbye."

It's taken the lads a long time to decypher it, but we can safely say that Odysseus from The Immortals has a bounty of 40K added to him for Niggling Injury, Stat Reduction or Death. Kevf from Bugman's Birds has 20K on his head for Niggling Injury or better, Dakkon of Hellkite Hammers has 20K on his head for Niggling Injury or better, and Murdhor of Da Firm has 20K on his head for Niggling Injury or better.

I can't help but think that the money would have been better spent on some writing lessons.

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More Bounties!

<p>An anonymous donor has left a huge sack of cash with a note attached here at Sternhammer™ HQ. The note reads:</p> <p>"Hello Mistr Streemhamma, can yu plx put a bunty on theez plyars : Odyusses from immorals, 40k. Kevf frum bugman's bords, 20k. Dakkon frum Hellkitr hummars, 20k. Murdhor frum Da Film 20K. kkthxbye."</p> <p>It's taken the lads a long time to decypher it, but we can safely say that Odysseus from The Immortals has a bounty of 40K added to him for Niggling Injury, Stat Reduction or Death. Kevf from Bugman's Birds has 20K on his head for Niggling Injury or better, Dakkon of Hellkite Hammers has 20K on his head for Niggling Injury or better, and Murdhor of Da Firm has 20K on his head for Niggling Injury or better.</p> <p>I can't help but think that the money would have been better spent on some writing lessons.</p>

Apologies for the delay in getting bounties sorted, the snotlings have been trying out a bit of Feng Shui here at Sternhammer Insurance™ Headquarters. So without further ado, here's an update on the bounties:

Ladies and gentlemen, this time it's personal. Odysseus has decided to put a 1 ... [more]

Apologies for the delay in getting bounties sorted, the snotlings have been trying out a bit of Feng Shui here at Sternhammer Insurance™ Headquarters. So without further ado, here's an update on the bounties:

Ladies and gentlemen, this time it's personal. Odysseus has decided to put a 100K bounty from his own personal monies on the head of his nearest Star Player rival, Tank (of WAR On Tour).

This is for a niggling injury or permanent death.

That's not all folks! The diseased mind of TBOPFalcon, head coach of WAR on Tour, has conceived a plan so dastardly it will even make Malekith himself cringe. TAG BOUNTIES! His first was on "Thieving Git" Snikki Fungusfinda of Millwall Headhunters. This was duly claimed by Mulligan of The Big Red Gobbos, and so the 5K bounty now passes onto his head - WAR On Tour are putting 5,000g up for grabs to the first person who can knock out Mulligan (or do worse). No doubt the player who claims this bounty will himself receive a similar bounty on his own head. Head over to the wanted page for the full story.

Finally, congratulations to BigMadDrongo, head coach of The Canaan Crushers, who walks away with 20K after causing a serious injury to Leman of the Hellkite Hammers!

Keep up the good work lads!

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Bounties!

<p>Apologies for the delay in getting bounties sorted, the snotlings have been trying out a bit of Feng Shui here at Sternhammer Insurance™ Headquarters. So without further ado, here's an update on the bounties:</p> <p>Ladies and gentlemen, this time it's personal. Odysseus has decided to put a 100K bounty from his own personal monies on the head of his nearest Star Player rival, Tank (of WAR On Tour).<br /><br /> This is for a niggling injury or permanent death. </p><p>That's not all folks! The diseased mind of TBOPFalcon, head coach of WAR on Tour, has conceived a plan so dastardly it will even make Malekith himself cringe. TAG BOUNTIES! His first was on "Thieving Git" Snikki Fungusfinda of Millwall Headhunters. This was duly claimed by Mulligan of The Big Red Gobbos, and so the 5K bounty now passes onto his head - WAR On Tour are putting 5,000g up for grabs to the first person who can knock out Mulligan (or do worse). No doubt the player who claims this bounty will himself receive a similar bounty on his own head. Head over to the wanted page for the full story.</p> <p>Finally, congratulations to BigMadDrongo, head coach of The Canaan Crushers, who walks away with 20K after causing a serious injury to Leman of the Hellkite Hammers!</p> <p>Keep up the good work lads!</p>

WAR ON TOUR ISSUE WAGER TO THE IMMORTALS!

That's right folks, WAR on Tour head coach Falcon has just issued a statement that reads

"I suggest a wager if we cross paths in the KaOs cup... I will front 100k from my treasury against YOUR NAME! If I win you can no longer call your poor excu ... [more]

WAR ON TOUR ISSUE WAGER TO THE IMMORTALS!

That's right folks, WAR on Tour head coach Falcon has just issued a statement that reads

"I suggest a wager if we cross paths in the KaOs cup... I will front 100k from my treasury against YOUR NAME! If I win you can no longer call your poor excuse of a blood bowl team 'The Immortals'! - Unless of course you ain't man enough!"

So there you have it folks! Will The Immorals step upto the plate and accept the wager? Check back here for updates!

The latest news coming out of the Immortals press office is that the mighty Oddysseus has forgone his next game fee to put a personal bounty on his nearest Star Player rival, Tank. Expect an announcement from Mr Sternhammer shortly. ... [more]

The latest news coming out of the Immortals press office is that the mighty Oddysseus has forgone his next game fee to put a personal bounty on his nearest Star Player rival, Tank. Expect an announcement from Mr Sternhammer shortly.

A massive crowd crushed in to see the top of the table clash between these two teams. Upon winning the toss the Chaos Dwarves elected to receive. With customary lack of ball handling finesse they caged up preparing for a slow grind and the crowd prepared for a nap. The flair was being spared for ... [more]

A massive crowd crushed in to see the top of the table clash between these two teams. Upon winning the toss the Chaos Dwarves elected to receive. With customary lack of ball handling finesse they caged up preparing for a slow grind and the crowd prepared for a nap. The flair was being spared for the blocking though as first Pinky went to to a shuddering blow from a Bull Centaur before the undead found themselves 2 'men' down with a KO'd werewolf in need of revivial. Despite that the shambling horde repositioned well and some lacklustre tactics from Bo Zalek Tor led to a stalemate. A desperate break away rush by a hobgoblin might have worked had she not looked over her shoulder at the last minute and promptly tumbled, fumbled and stunned. 0-0 at the half with the Necromantics now a player to the good after a vicious injury to Kes and Ko's. Whether overconfident or with their drinks spiked at half time the Jordell's players reached for the self destruct button. Under pressure from Chamone in the back field, Frankie tried his best to bring himslef against the dwarf line of scrimmage, while Foxglove got so wound up into a frenzy that his block on Chamone left him on his back, and with it, the ball loose on the floor. A dwarven push followed, a scramble downfield seeing a bull centaur sprinting for the line before fallin to a last ditch tackle. Amidst goal-line chaos, hobgoblin Craig managed to sneak round the edge of the ruck and break the deadlock. By now numbers were beginning to tell against Jordells who were suffering from some good dwarf blocking and yet more nerves on their part as they failed in too many simple tasks. An onside kick resulted in a fortunate turnover fo BZT with Craig adding to his touchdown with an audacious pass over the undead lines to a shocked Scary mel, who gratefully received and strolled home to the endzone ahead of the shambling zombie defence. Total Blood Bowl from the Chaos Dwarves - don't expect to see that again anytime soon... Come the final whistle the fans had been treated to touchdowns, drama and blood - what more could they want?! Tickets for the rematch are already selling fast.

Defensive co-ordinator Michael Jackass has spent all week denying reports that the Grim Squeakers broke the Bo lines because he'd nipped off to admire the Bloodweiser babes in the Squeakers' dug-out. "I ain't no dirty ole man, I was just looking for my monkey, dat's right". With some players showin ... [more]

Defensive co-ordinator Michael Jackass has spent all week denying reports that the Grim Squeakers broke the Bo lines because he'd nipped off to admire the Bloodweiser babes in the Squeakers' dug-out. "I ain't no dirty ole man, I was just looking for my monkey, dat's right". With some players showing vague sembelance of actually becoming skillful the team are gearing up for a crunch match vs second place Jordell's, before a CRUNCH match vs WAGs on Tour in the cup. Bring a Mcmurty burger and extra whoop-ass...

For those that dont understand the GCD reference in the league tables.

As far as we can tell this is the fairest way to tie break when people have the same points at the end of the season.

GCD is worked out by...

Taking the Total Casualty Difference (CAS Caused - CAS Suffe ... [more]

For those that dont understand the GCD reference in the league tables.

As far as we can tell this is the fairest way to tie break when people have the same points at the end of the season.

GCD is worked out by...

Taking the Total Casualty Difference (CAS Caused - CAS Suffered) and adding it to the Total Score Difference (TD Scored - TD Opponents Scored).

Finally there is a penalty of -2 applied to teams that were the cause of a missed game. This penalty applies to every game that was missed as can be seen in Div 3b by Mop's Team (Formerly The Watchmen) 4 missed game = GCD -8

This penalty is not applied to the team who was available to play however the TD they get (To make them count as winning the game) will not be counted towards their GCD.

If a game is not played due to neither team being available (thus ruled a draw) a -1 penalty is applied to both teams.

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GCD Explanation

For those that dont understand the GCD reference in the league tables.<br><br> As far as we can tell this is the fairest way to tie break when people have the same points at the end of the season.<br><br>GCD is worked out by...<br><br> Taking the Total Casualty Difference (CAS Caused - CAS Suffered) and adding it to the Total Score Difference (TD Scored - TD Opponents Scored). <br><br>Finally there is a penalty of -2 applied to teams that were the cause of a missed game. This penalty applies to every game that was missed as can be seen in Div 3b by Mop's Team (Formerly The Watchmen) 4 missed game = GCD -8<br><br>This penalty is not applied to the team who was available to play however the TD they get (To make them count as winning the game) will not be counted towards their GCD.<br><br>If a game is not played due to neither team being available (thus ruled a draw) a -1 penalty is applied to both teams.

Match has been awarded to Warpstuff Wodents as opponent retired from league. It has been done a week early but does not affect any other games. Rizzo Vexburble and Gleek "Chucky" Chunderguts have been awarded MVP's for teh extra training. ... [more]

Match has been awarded to Warpstuff Wodents as opponent retired from league. It has been done a week early but does not affect any other games. Rizzo Vexburble and Gleek "Chucky" Chunderguts have been awarded MVP's for teh extra training.

Game unplayed due to coach retiring from league. Ulysses Darkbad and Wertigo Downe of the Inna Nerts have been awarded MVP's though extra training. ... [more]

Game unplayed due to coach retiring from league. Ulysses Darkbad and Wertigo Downe of the Inna Nerts have been awarded MVP's though extra training.

With a place in the quarter finals of 2010's KaOs Cup on the line, this was always going to be a hard fought match.

The Crushers won the toss and opted to receive. As the ball flew through the air, Da Firm took the chance to drive the Crushers back before they took the ball and by the time ... [more]

With a place in the quarter finals of 2010's KaOs Cup on the line, this was always going to be a hard fought match.

The Crushers won the toss and opted to receive. As the ball flew through the air, Da Firm took the chance to drive the Crushers back before they took the ball and by the time the ball had come to rest at the feet of the Crushers star running back Lucky Lucky Lucas, Da Firm had already made their mark and dropped a couple of hte Crushers front line players.

With the whistle finally blown the Crusher got stuck in and pushed the line back a little. There followed several turns of rough and tumble leading to Murdhor the troll being stretchered off by four medic crews and Gripper the Black Orc being tended to by the team apothecary. Rumour has it the apothecary managed to strain the players groin while tending to his original injury so it looks like Gripper will be Missing his Next Game.

The first half continued in this fashion with no real opportunity to score coming up for either team and by the time the half time whistle was blown several players were nursing injuries, sore heads and bruised egos.

The second half saw the Crushers kicking, managing to bring the ball tumbling back to the scrimmage line and withn grabbing distance of, well, most of the field!

With Da Firm fielding a team of only nine players after their recent run of injuries both in thie game and their last, the Crushers were confident of a win. So mkuch sothat given the opportunity to showboat, Lucas managed to trip over his own feet while standing on the touchline! A series of outrageous plays by Da Firm saw the Crushers fighting hard to gain, and keep, control of the ball and after several attempts to get the ball into one endzone or the other by both teams, Angmar the wight made a break for it, managed to knock down the remaining threat from Da Firm, grab the ball and triumphantly score a singel touchdown just as the final whistle was blown!

Despite thel ack of blood and the poor score line, this was a terrific match and the Crushers are pleased to have made it through to the next round of the cup and look forward to meeting their Skaven opponents in the quarters.

A fairly well-behaved game with few knockouts and no casualties, though the Monstars tended to have the upper hand in terms of field position. For most of the first half, the ball was largely ignored in favour of the ruck in the centre of the field, although a Monstars touchdown attempt in the ea ... [more]

A fairly well-behaved game with few knockouts and no casualties, though the Monstars tended to have the upper hand in terms of field position. For most of the first half, the ball was largely ignored in favour of the ruck in the centre of the field, although a Monstars touchdown attempt in the early part of the 2nd half was prevented by a last-ditch charge from a Inna Nerts linesman who put the team's Blitzers to shame. Payback for this was swift, with a Mexican-wave of knockdowns by the Monstars' front line, which created a golden opportunity for bang (Monstars #6) to score the winning TD. Despite the lack of blood on the pitch, takings at the gate were good for this match - the Monstars bringing with them a huge number of dedicated fans who were only too happy to pay to see their team win.